有時候,事情不用想得太複雜...

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有時候,事情不用想得太複雜...
                                                                          
                                                                          
                                                                          
聯合利華公司引進了一條香皂包裝生產線,結果發現這條生產線有個缺陷:       
常常會有盒子沒裝入香皂。                                                 
                                                                          
總不能把空盒子賣給顧客啊,他們只得請了一個學自動化的博士設計一個方案來   
分揀空的香皂盒。
                                                         
博士拉起了一個十幾人的科研公關小組,綜合採用了機械、微電子、自動化、X光  
探測等技術,花了幾十萬美金,成功解決了問題。
                                 
每當生產線上有空香皂盒通過,兩旁的探測器會檢測到,並且驅動一隻機械手把   
空皂盒推走。                                                             
                                                                          
中國南方有個鄉鎮企業也買了同樣的一條香皂包裝生產線,老闆發現這個問題後   
大為發火,找了個小工來說:「你他媽的給老子把這個搞定,不然你給老子滾蛋。」
                                                                          
                                                                          
小工很快想出了辦法:                                                     
                                                                          
                                                                          
他在生產線旁邊放了台風扇猛吹,空皂盒自然會被吹走。                       
                                                                          
                                                                          
哈 哈