用英語逼死美國人....
剛才來了個美國人,進到辦公室,前臺小姐左看右看,大家都在打遊戲,只有自己比較清閑,面帶微笑的:
前臺小姐:“hello.”
美國人:“hi.”
前臺小姐:“you have what
thing?”
美國人:“can you speak english?”
前臺小姐:“if i not speak english,
i am speaking what?”
美國人:“can anybody else speak
english?”
前臺小姐:“you! yourself! look . all people are playing, no people
have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you
go!”
美國人:“good heavens. anybody here can speak
english?”
前臺小姐:“shout what shout,quiet a little, you have what
thing?”
美國人:“i want to speak to your head.”
前臺小姐:“head not 在. you
tomorrow come!”
美國人吐血。。。
